Monday, July 25, 2011

"I'll take the butter burger, please!" or, The Story of How One Woman Lost her Steak 'n' Shake Virginity (Guest Blogger)

And now for something completely different: A post from a guest blogger!

Who is this guest blogger? A friend of mine named Tara. We "met" a few years ago through a mutual interest in blogging, I suppose you could say ("met" in quotation marks here because we haven't actually met in person). Her name links to her blog, and I encourage you to check it out.

So without further ado, meet Tara, and her relationship with the most significant restaurant in my life.

"I'll take the butter burger, please!"
or, The Story of How One Woman Lost her Steak 'n' Shake Virginity

I'll admit it - I have a long history with Steak 'n' Shake.

Not because I'd ever been there before, mind you. Because I refused to go there.

I'm not even sure how or why it started. I do know that in the summer of 2002, one of my best gal pals extolled the virtues of Steak 'n' Shake to me and repeatedly attempted to convince me to go along with her as she grabbed numerous late-night meals there each and every week.

"No," I kept saying. "I just can't do it."

Something about Steak 'n' Shake grossed me out. Was it the name? A little bit. Was it the fact that I didn't eat fast food, and wrongfully assumed that's what Steak 'n' Shake was? Partly. It also didn't help that the only Steak 'n' Shake in my area at the time was in the G H E T T O.

When I "met" my friend Marcy in late 2008 and realized that she had what can only be called "a Steak 'n' Shake problem", I had been set in my ways for so long that at best I would ignore her stories about her numerous Steak 'n' Shake visits; at worst I maybe poked fun of her about them (to her, not behind her back!). But when she started her quest - "Around the State in 70 Steaks. And Shakes." - I had to follow along.

Now, the idea to participate in said quest was something that came to me slowly but surely. Maybe it was that Marcy was going out of her way to visit every Steak 'n' Shake in the state of the course of a single year. Maybe it was the mouth-watering pictures of burgers and milkshakes on the monthly Steak 'n' Shake coupon page that kept finding its way into our mailbox. Or maybe it was the anagrams.

Okay, it was probably the anagrams.

But I digress.

Finally, one Sunday I pulled the Steak 'n' Shake
coupons out of our junk drawer (seriously, that's what we call it) and announced to my husband that we were going there for dinner.

"What the heck is Steak 'n' Shake?" he asked - because he never lived anywhere other than Connecticut (until late 2009) and we don't have Steak 'n' Shakes there.

"Err...I think it's sort of like Friendly's?" I explained (yes, with the inflection of a question. HA! rhyme.) "But with milkshakes instead of sundaes."

Husband wasn't sold, but he knows better than to say "no" to me and off we went.

The restaurant wasn't too busy when we arrived, but the hostess didn't seem to have any idea on God's green Earth where to sit us. Seriously, I couldn't tell if she just didn't want to be there or if she maybe wasn't intelligent enough to handle her job. We were finally shown to a booth and greeted by our waitress - who was the same age as the hostess (late high school? just graduated? an age that's so far in the past for me I can no longer tell exactly how old kids are when they're in that general range) but the exact opposite of her in personality. Her name was Mandie and although I think Husband scared her a bit with his anger over his placemat puzzle, she was absolutely great. Really friendly and engaging.

I, on the other hand, impressed her with how quickly I solved my anagram. I maintain that I did not use the picture of a stack of 32 pancakes as a hint. (Yes, we counted the pancakes, and there are 32 pictured.)

My meal was a Wisconsin Buttery Steakburger, fries, and a Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough milkshake with chocolate chip cookies on the side (!!!), which I just had to order after reading about it in one of Marcy's blog entries. Husband ordered a Pepperjack melt and a Peach milkshake.

The verdict?

::DRUMROLL PLEASE:: was all delicious! Though I'm not sure about the butter burger (a bit too greasy, but that should have been obvious) we both wolfed down our food, and when we were too full to finish the milkshakes there you bet your butt we took them home with us.

And - excitement abounds! - those coupons even came in handy! Albeit only for my burger and Husband's milkshake.

Our Very First Ever Steak 'n' Shake visit was a rousing success. I think it helped that when we walked back outside, stuffed to the gills with burgers and fries and milkshakes, there was a gorgeous classic car parked right in front of the restaurant.

Dear Steak 'n' Shake,

Though you may never replace Friendly's as my favorite burger-and-ice cream-joint, I will be back. Just keep sending those coupons. Thanks for being so good during my first time.

Yours, butter burger filled stomach and all,


  1. I love the "Crying babies need not apply" on your anagram. I also love that the anagrams are part of what dragged you in. :-P

    Also, I am impressed that you counted the pancakes stacked on the placemat. And impressed by anyone who comes in and orders the all you can eat pancake breakfast, and actually eats that many. :)

  2. yeah, we hadn't been sitting there but 2 minutes when a kid nearby started screaming...probably should have mentioned that's why I wrote that on the placemat!

    It was the husband who actually counted the pancakes. He claims he guessed first and happened to be write, and I counted them to make sure, but I'm pretty sure he was lying about the guessing thing ;)

    Thanks again for the opportunity to guest post!

  3. You must live in a different world than Marcy, because her anagrams never add up to "All You Can Eat Pancakes"! :-)

    I totally understand the not knowing what Steak n Shake was - we don't have any in Minnesota so I was completely clueless when I started attending Butler. I am, however, now wise to the amazingness that is Steak n Shake.

    Great job on the guest post!